Pentecostal televangelist busted for drunk driving

January 24th, 2012

Old wine? New wine? Who knows? But you could sure smell it on his breath, law enforcement officials state.

The TV preacher’s Mercedes Benz was going 93 mph when police spotted him. So who is this modern-day A.A. Allen?
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What will the pundits be talking about tomorrow?

January 23rd, 2012

My guess? “Self-deportation.”

Did Newt “Big Love” Gingrich Seek Open Marriage?

January 19th, 2012

What a surreal day in the world of politics. While Rick Perry was endorsing Newt Gingrich for president, Newt’s ex-wife was spilling the beans about their nasty breakup.

Best-selling Christian author Tim LaHaye recently endorsed Gingrich, but after reading the latest allegations, it’s entirely possible that the former House Speaker will be Left Behind by South Carolina’s Christian conservative voters.

Meanwhile, certified results released today, show Rick Santorum WINNING the Iowa caucuses — though the race is so close, Republican party officials have decided to call it a draw.

Romney: “I get speakers’ fees from time to time, but not very much”

January 17th, 2012

Mitt Romney, speaking in South Carolina about his income, told the crowd: “I get speakers’ fees from time to time, but not very much.”

So, how much is “not very much”?

a.) $27,500 per year?
b.) $82,500 per year?
c.) $192,500 per year?
d.) $275,000 per year?
e.) “Not very much” more than $300,000 per year?
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Report: MLK Monument’s misquote to be fixed

January 13th, 2012

This just in. Interior Secretary Salazar says a controversial paraphrase of a quote by Martin Luther King which appears on his national monument will be fixed.

Precisely how it will be fixed is unclear, the story says.

The monument quotes King as saying: “I was a drum major for justice, peace, and righteousness.” But Arkansas native Maya Angelou says the paraphrase makes King look like “an arrogant twit.”

Having seen the wording myself, I’m convinced it won’t be too difficult to patch up the error. There’s not room for King’s entire quote, but it would be easy to change it to say either:

“He was a drum major for justice, peace and righteousness” or simply “A drum major for justice, peace and righteousness.”

If Ted Koppel and Weekly World News had a love child…

January 13th, 2012

It would probably look a lot like this

Yes, if you click the above link, it will take you to a story from ABC’s Nightline titled “Polyamory on Rise Among Divorce Wary Young Americans.”

So what concrete, statistical evidence is there that polyamory is “on the rise among divorce-wary young Americans?” None that I could find in this story.

In fact, the printed story doesn’t feature ANY “Young Americans” who are engaging in polyamory.

The polyamorous trio in this story are ages 49, 44 and 34.

Reminds me of a story I read (I think it was in The Oregonian), about “middle-aged” people in their “50s and 60s” who were reentering the dating scene.

Which raises an interesting question — When do you go from being “young” to being “middle aged” to being “beyond middle aged?”

UPDATE: ABC News has altered the headline so that it no longer refers to the trio as “young.”

The Fuhrer’s Favorite Singer Meets His Maker

January 13th, 2012

How many centuries do you have to spend in purgatory to wash this blight from your soul?

The Forward has an extraordinary story today about the death of Adolf Hitler’s favorite vocal artist. Hitler helped make him rich. He performed at a concentration camp. And – though his wife was Jewish – he maintained a cozy relationship with The Human Personification of Evil throughout World War II.

Johannes Heesters was 108 years old.

Synthetic drugs blamed for man’s fixation with Jesus, Huckabee

January 13th, 2012

The Northwest Daily Florida News says “synthetic substances” are to blame for a local man’s Redneck Riviera religious experience:

According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, Rhett Daniel Burleson broke into his father’s home and was lying on the kitchen floor. Burlseon was “raving about Jesus, Mike Huckabee, and how people were ‘full of (expletive).’ ”

The deputy asked Burleson what was going on and he yelled that he needed to speak to Mike Huckabee and demanded that he be delivered to him…”

Instead, they delivered Burleson to a local jail cell.

Romney like Secretariat at the Belmont Stakes?

January 12th, 2012

When I think of extraordinary finishes, few can top Secretariat’s Triple-Crown-clinching race in the 1973 Belmont Stakes.

Secretariat and Sham are shoulder to shoulder early in the race, but then Sham fades and Secretariat begins to pull away.

He’s ahead by 5 lengths, then 10 lengths. Fifteen lengths, then 20, then 25. By the end of the race, Secretariat is so far ahead that the TV cameraman is unable to capture the winner and the also-rans in the same shot.

I thought of this race this afternoon as I digested the latest Gallup tracking poll numbers in the Republican presidential primary.

Romney was once trailing Gingrich, but passed him in December. After Iowa, Romney began to pull away and the rest of the field began to fade. The trend accelerated after the New Hampshire primaries.

Gallup’s latest polling shows Romney with 34 percent. Romney climbed three percentage points overnight, while Gingrich dropped two, to 14 percent. Tellingly, Romney is now polling more than Gingrich, Rick Santorum and Rick Perry combined.

South Carolina appears to be the final firewall for Gov. Romney’s opponents. If he wins there, he could sweep the GOP primaries — something no non-incumbent has ever done.

Pat Robertson says he’s hearing from God again

January 5th, 2012

Yes, Pat Robertson, the former Republican presidential candidate and wealthy televangelist says the Lord has spoken to him about what awaits America in 2012 — and who will win the presidency in November.

Fortunately, Robertson had a yellow legal pad handy to jot down these prophetic utterances.

As Robertson tells it, God told him that doom, gloom, disaster and disintegration is looming for our country.

That would shut me up and sober me up and cause me to fall on my face in reverence. But not Mr. Robertson. He prefers to play “20 Questions” with the Almighty.

You know how that works. You can only ask God ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions. And you only get 20 questions.

God says: ‘I’m thinking of a plague that will hit the United States in 2012. It will bring maximum stress and peril. Chaos and paralysis.’

And you say: “Is this plague an animal, vegetable or mineral?”

And God replies: “Only ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions are allowed. You’ve only got 19 questions left.”

Well, when Robertson plays the game, he cuts to the chase.

“Is it an EMP [Electromagnetic Pulse]?” Robertson asks Jehovah.

“No,” God reportedly says.

“Cosmic or solar radiation?”

“No,” the Creator states.

“Is it Mayan galaxy alignment?”

“No, it’s not that,” the Alpha and Omega replies.

“Iran or North Korea nuclear threat?”

“No,” the Root of Jesse responds.

“Earthquakes or volcanoes?”

“No,” the Ancient of Days declares.

“A massive power failure?”

“No,” the Lion of Judah announces.

Finally, Robertson runs out of guesses or God runs out of patience and the game of “Name that Plague” wraps up. But the suspense is killing the preacher, so he finally asks God “What is it?”

And, if you believe Robertson’s tale, God tells him.

To see what God supposedly said, click here.

Now, Rasmussen shows Santorum surging

December 29th, 2011

Another poll out, this one from Rasmussen Reports, suggesting a last-minute Rick Santorum surge in Iowa.

Santorum has an Iowa ad that plays up his anti-abortion voting record. It notes that he’s been married for 21 years and has a whole bunch of kids and that they’ve all been home-schooled. It features praise from Mike Huckabee, too and was apparently inspired by VH-1′s pop-up videos.

Prediction: Santorum may win Iowa caucuses

December 28th, 2011

I’ve been pouring over polling data, and I’ve reached a few conclusions:

1.) If Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucuses, Mitt Romney will be nearly unstoppable in the 2012 Republican primaries.

2.) If Ron Paul wins the Iowa caucuses and Mitt Romney finishes second, Mitt Romney will be virtually unstoppable in the 2012 Republican primaries. [A Paul victory will scare the living daylights out of establishment Republican leaders and they'll circle the wagons. Plus, it will suck up all the media attention, leaving little benefit for whoever finishes third...]

But if an Anti-Romney (other than Ron Paul) finishes first in Iowa, things are going to get mighty interesting and incredibly unpredictable awfully fast.

So far, several would-be Anti-Romneys have risen to the front of the pack, including Bachmann, Perry, Cain and Gingrich.

But each of them withered once the media spotlight focuses on them. Now, the Iowa caucuses are less than a week away and polls suggest the race remains fluid.

Evangelicals make up about half of the Iowa Republican caucus base, and they’re really skeptical of Mitt Romney, if you believe a plethora of polls out there.

Gingrich is fading, and his polling trend lines suggest his descent will continue. Perry is stagnant. In Iowa, folks who like Michele Bachmann disproportionately like Rick Santorum. And vice versa. Both are polling in low double digits in the latest poll, by Public Policy Polling.

Both are faring well among Iowans who voted for Mike Huckabee in 2008.

If Bachmann and Santorum draw equal numbers of voters on Caucus day, it probably guarantees that Mitt Romney and Ron Paul will cross the Iowa finish line in first or second place.

But if either Bachmann or Santorum begins to falter in the final days, we could see a stampede toward whichever of the two looks strongest.

And if that shift becomes clear in the final days, it’s likely that many Perry and Gingrich-backers will be tempted to jump on the bandwagon.

Now, a new poll released today suggests it is Santorum is peaking at the right time. It suggests Santorum has pulled ahead of Bachmann and is nearing the front of the pack.

If he’s seen as the ascendant Anti-Romney on caucus day, he could pull off a real stunning come-from-behind victory.

Polling suggest that Santorum — despite polling poorly until recently — has high overall favorability ratings amond Iowa Republicans. Nobody has slung mud at him until now because nobody thought he had a chance. And now, if he is gaining momentum, it may be too late to try to effectively trash him.

Plus, Santorum has basically been living in Iowa. And he’s spent time in all 99 counties. He’s done the leg work and his ground game is better in Iowa is better than many of his opponents. In addition, he’s a loyal, churchgoing Catholic. His appeal can stretch beyond the 2008 Huckabee electorate.

If Romney wins in Iowa AND wins in New Hampshire, it’s hard to come up with a blueprint for stopping him. However, if Santorum rallies evangelicals in Iowa, he can fight through New Hampshire and head to South Carolina, where he’d be the early odds-on favorite.

Any candidate who trails Santorum in Iowa (other than Mitt Romney) will immediately see their fundraising efforts run aground, and the field will immediately narrow.

Mitt Romney will remain a formidable candidate, no matter what happens in Iowa. He has more money, better organization, high name recognition and impressive discipline. He’s been thoroughly vetted and he’s spent the past five years honing his presidential campaign skills.

Once the media spotlight shines brightly on Santorum, he’ll face the tough kind of scrutiny that follows a frontrunner. And he could crash and burn, leaving the race to Mitt Romney by default.

But there won’t be time to fire up that spotlight until AFTER the Iowa caucuses.

Will 2012 be a repeat of 2008 or 1988?

December 14th, 2011

Pop quiz for campaign buffs.

A rich Republican politician with disputed conservative credentials and New England ties who had distanced himself from Ronald Reagan in the somewhat distant past tries to present himself as the heir to the Reagan Revolution.

Iowa Republican voters groan and guffaw and reject the well-funded putative frontrunner. He loses badly — even a Southern Baptist preacher tops him in the caucuses.

A few days later, New Hampshire Republican primary voters: (Pick all that apply)

A.) Deliver a second-consecutive defeat to their New England neighbor and his campaign never recovers.

B.) Embrace their New England neighbor and he goes on to win the presidency.

C.) Neither A nor B.

D.) Both A and B.

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This month’s must-read: National Geographic

November 30th, 2011

Copyright National Geographic, December 2011 issue

National Geographic’s cover story this month focuses on the 400th anniversary of the King James Bible. (You can read it here.)

It’s written by Adam Nicholson, author of God’s Secretaries, one of the best books available about the creation of the King James Version.

The photos by Jim Richardson are beautiful.

Bishop rose from Arkansas poverty to prominence

November 30th, 2011

Odis Floyd, 71, died in Michigan Monday. The Flint Journal has a nice tribute here.

Floyd remembered living with his aunt and uncle in Arkansas. The family covering its windows with newspapers because they couldn’t afford curtains. There wasn’t running water or electricity. He moved from Arkansas to the Flint area and got a job at an automobile plant, before going into the full-time ministry.

These lines stood out from the Journal story:

As a teenager, he stole, joined a street gang and spent time in jail before praying for God’s forgiveness, he told The Flint Journal in a 2008 article.

“I preach about my past a lot, ” he said at the time. “I want young people to know that God will give them a second chance. I try not to preach fire and brimstone all the time. People need hope, and that’s always what I want to give them.”

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